Hmph.
It's come to my attention that nobody really gives a damn about this.
Aaaas such, I'm giving you the following option, which you may take or leave:
I perform a dice roll now and decide the winner. From then on you can post in the main story, but every now and then come back to add something to this battle.
Alternatively, if you don't want to add to it, Smiley can make some [Enjoy censored swearwords!] up. <=LOL square brackets.
Like I say, you don't have to end it now: you can carry on regularly if you want.
Yeah. Z out.