Match 12: Suburb vs Mr Chew

Mr Chew was a giant hamster. He sat, nibbling at some hay that had been brought out for him.

I pull out my blade, and run towards this hamster gerbil type creature and thrust my sword towards it blindly..

The hamster bites and the sword gets stuck between its teeth.

Takes the hamsters situation to his advantage and twists the sword moving it down slowly, forcing the hamsters head to the floor.. Swiftly striking its head with my fist..

The hamster recoils its head at the last second, pulling free of the blade and staggering back.

Walks towards the hamster, striking all 4 of its feet with the side of the blade ((stubbing its toes?)) muhahah.

On its side and unable to stand up because it's so fat, it takes the hit.

*Laughs, pouncing on the hamster exclaiming my victory. Rubs blade against fingers to ensure its sharp and leans in for this hamsters last breath :O*

The hamster begins swaying violently! It's attempting to stand up!

O'rly?
*slices at the creatures feet*

"SCRK"((I dunno what noise it'd make)).

It's feet come off. It slumps down and eventually bleeds to death.

NICE WIN

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((SCRK? HAHA))