Own the mountain

I make a giant shoe horn and remote controle it from orbit, I use it to remove everything and everyone from the mountain, hill and all other desirable places. I then move in.

The hill, mountain and all other desirable places are MINE

I make new law. This states that I own everything.

>See above<

I blow up the new law and start the super law with a great bomb squad
Everything is mine

Rather predictably, when aamir planted a bomb it went wrong.

I claim the remains.

the remains get nuked and regenerate i put on my radioactive prrof suit and clain it all

STUFF IS MINE

I have Aamir arrested by vigilantes for impersonating a professor. Anatius left ages ago or something so...

Er, some stuff is mine, I guess?

I blow up the handcuffs with my lock pick and kill all the police I read smiley in a bedrock room with no weapons so he can't die and respawn. I also lock survival mode on


Stuff is mine

I die of hunger and respawn.

Killing ensues.

I claim a ton of stuff.

Ensues?

I knock smiley out and keep him chained up force feeding him

Stuff is mine

I kick Aamir to death from my chains.

- DAT MOUNTAIN -

I reapsawn ond smiley tie him down properly and continue my reign

Stuff is mine

I spit on Aamir until he drowns. The spit erodes the metal.

I AM A CHAMP

I respawn and gag smiley also stand out of his spitting etc distance

Stuff is mine

Gagged, I cannot eat and thus die of starvation again. On my next respawn, I reclaim the mountain via Rambo-style tactics.

you missed
"STUFF IS MINE" making everything mine still
GET OFF MY LAND
STUFF IS MINE

Outcast, I wander alone from the expanse I once owned; not a single possession do I carry with me.

I walk on for hours, no notion of where I'm going or what I should do. The light begins to fade until all is black...

And then. In the distance, I spot a silhouette against a dim moon. Continuing my trudge, I draw closer and closer.

As I reach the shape the sun has risen. I behold a tree with a great many fruits. Almost frantic, I run to it and begin to eat.

Minutes later, full and content, I slump against the tree and look around at my surroundings. Grass, flowers...

...all at the bottom of a somewhat small, yet still noticeable, hill.


-- The Hill Is Mine --

from my newly built command tower on the mountain i find smiley.

i send a small bomb ner the hill that wont kill him but will alert him.

when hes distracted by the bomb i sneak up behind him and assassinate him.

the mountain and stuff is guarded by sentry guns

EVERYTHING IS MINE

So, I'm dead.

Sucks, really.

But my soul is mine.

i go into the afterlife and take smileys sould i return

STUFF IS MINE

Without a soul, my very essence cannot be contained. In that odd way that stuff that's not real works, I explode akin to a cataclysmic fission chain reaction, annihilating everything within fifteen miles in a variety of planes.

"Well, that sucks." *reboot server*

I walk to the top of the hill and sit.

-- The Hill Is Mine --

i repawn and my empire is gone
i get a laptop and look at my pictures remembering the good times
then i snipe smiley in the feet and tie him up gagged whilst having a droip pluggedinto him keeping him alive

Groggily, I shake myself awake. I'm tied and gagged, and there's a drip in my arm.

I tense and the drip dislodges itself - in some sort of over-elaborate security mechanism I totally knew about beforehand <_< it explodes freeing me.

I kick Aamir in the face.

-- The Hill Is Mine --