Corrupt the Wish Above You

(Just destroy the wish above you) (Very self-explanatorary) (Aplogies for spelling errors)

I wish for burnt fish

granted but it was charcoal.

I wise for a happy ending in the plotline

Granted, but everyone cried (SO it nots happy)

I wish for World War 3

Granted. World against you.

I wish for a wish.

granted but you didn't use it

I wish the f18 crew was popular

granted but everyone hates us

i wish i had more than 3 friends

Granted but eveyone promptly fell out with you again

I wish for Pizza

Granted but you die.

I wish for an uncorruptible wish.

Granted but the guy who grants wishes accidently gives you a curroptable one. ((Once again apologies for spelling errors))

I wish for £99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

Granted, but you lose it.

I wish for pie.

Granted expect one you memorised 3.141... ect you forgot it again

I wish everyone could be happy!!!

Granted but they die.

I wish to live.

Granted but you got depressed and jumped off a cliff, resulting in a messy painfull death.

I wish for Immortality

Granted but you get put in prison forever.

I wish for two fish.

Granted but you dropped one and fell into the see, lost for ever...

I wish I was a Vampire

Granted but you get killed by the Belmonts.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but though you had the ability you din't know how to.

I wish I was a tree

Granted but you rot.

I wish I was a river.

Granted but there was a massive landslide that blocked you.

i wish I hod 1000000 posts on this forum.

Granted but you are BANNED.

I wish that I had lights on my ear.

Granted but they overheated and set you on fire!

i wish for world peace.

Granted but to achieve it humankind is wiped out.

I wish for my face to be my face.

Granted but it fell off

I wish for chocolate

Granted but it melts.

I wish for three pies.

granted but you lost them

I wish I don't die in togays climbing competion starting at 10:00am