I've just invented

like corupt the wish above you. But say "But" instead of "granted".

I've just invented a machine at does your homework



but it smontaniusly combusts

I just invented unmeltable ice.

grantd but you ate it and you froze and were unfreezable

i just invented the anti-corey machine

Granted but it outputs turds.

I just invented a treadmill you can use whilst asleep.

granted but you fell on it and broke it

i just invented chips

But they're wood chips.

I just invented ball-ball.

but it looked like bo***ck

i just invented f18_crew

But they killed you.

I just invented crowns.

But you lost it

I just invented your brother

But I killed him!

I just invented BAnE.

but he was so awesome that he was taken to plant 'you-can-only-come-here-if-you-are-awesome' and was never seen again.

I just invented a plot-line that was impossible to god-mode on.

but a assasin ruined that consept

I've just invented a hoverboard

But I already own the patent!

I just invented TV.

but it had a habit of blowing up

I've just invented a vorking vox network

But nobody knows what it is.

I just invented awesome.

but it was FAIL

I've just invented the words best pie

but you got pied in the face

i just invented never ending chocolate bar

but you choked on it.

I've just invented a glowing banana

But Steve invented it infinitely first.

I just invented a car-shaped deer.

but it blew a fues

I just invented punctuation ((hint hint Aamir))

But it was Egyptian punctuation.

I've just invented wires.

butthey were in egypt.

I've judt invented dawn of war 3

But it doesn't work on any system.

I've just invented system failure.

but it failed it's own system

I've just invented a si-fi egyptian film

But the Egyptians were the bad guys.

I just invented feet.