Five word story

because his head had exploded.

which left confusion being the

gayest word in current existence.

he then continued eating the

bananas, which grew on his

chin that tasted like them

but they caught fire and

began to thrash about screaming

even louder than the last

time he thrashed about screaming.

He danced on a foot.

but realised he was rubbish

so he danced on the

TV. He was voted off.

but the public complained so

he got his own show:

called strictly come Steveing. The

public all really loved it.

So steve was voted the

number one Steve on TV,

so Steve decided to make

a spin-off show he called

Dancing on Wood. The new

show was equally popular,so

Steve made another spinn-off show