Corrupt the Wish Above You

Granted, but you were punched in the mouth and all your teeth fell out. You therefore coudn't eat it.

I wish I was supreme comander of the Earth

granted but your PA killed you and took over

i wish i always had first lunch

granted but lunch was a peanut

I wish I allways had first lunch and that it wass the best uncorruptable lunch of all time

Granted but you couldn't eat it.

I wish for cake-flavoured fire.

granted but you burned yourself testing it

I wish for 7 raindear

Granted but they crash.

I wish for a fleeee...t?

granted but I didn't understand what you wished for so I gave you a T-shirt

I wish I was cool

Granted. Happy opposite day.

I wish for a yellow face.

granted but the simpsons sued you

i whish i stoppeed dieing on five word story

Granted but you were killed again

I wish for a fence

granted but it was around yourself
i wish i could spell

Granted, but you were asked to spell flackingouckinghilipilifilification and you forgot

I wish for pepsi

Granted. *pours peps on you*

I wish for free fish!

granted but it was a whale

I wish for a never ending paint pot

Granted but you spilt it all and drowned in the never ending stream of paint

I wish this wish wasn't currupted

...Granted, but the disappointment of no corruption drives you insane.

I wish for a large wire.

granted but it was sharp and cut you in half
i wish i was a super hero

Granted. See "Aamir's Adventures".

I wish I was a flying...somwthing.

Granted but you have a heart attack

I wish for adrenaline

granted but your heart stopped

i wish i was funny

Granted but only you laughed

I wish for a AAA battery

Granted. It's up your...drainpipe.

I wish for a pie with wings.

grantred but if flew away

i whis food was free

granted but you miss spelt wish so nothing happened


I wish everyone acnolaged me as the supream being on earth

Granted but not this earth.

I wish for free freedom.