Corrupt the Wish Above You

granted but the order got mixed up and you got the worst tasting gum

i wish i was made of chocalate

granted but aiden ate you whole

I wish I was worth £10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
,000,000,000,000

that's 100 0's

granted but no one bought you
i ish aiden was gone forever

granted but you missed making jokes about him

I wish I controled a dinosure

grantedbut it died out

i wish there was peace

granted but they started a war against you

I wish I won the tournement

granted but i was a differnt tornament

((come on chat box))
i wish i was cool

granted but you were still hated

I wish I had better things to be doing

granted but it wa sboring
i whish i was a betterassasin

granted but you had to re start the game at level 1

I wish I had a pony

Granted but it's you.
I wish I had a car.

granted but it was taken away by the police

I wish I was imune to swine flu

Granted but you die of bird flu.

I wish I was immune to everything

granted but you were sucked into a black hole

I wish I could sleep through school

Granted but you fail school.
I wish I had bread.

granted but it was a mouse ((WTF))

I widh I had a mouse

Granted, it exploded.

I wish for foooood.

granted but it was a single attom of it

I wish for bountiful rabbits

Granted but they humped all day.

I wish I was a biscuit.

granted but aiden ate you

I wish for cows

Moo.

I wish for a flower-mask like that thing has.

granted but it made you looke gay

I wish for 6 cheese weels

Granted but they roll away.

I wish for pie cake.

granted but you were pied using it

I wish for annother 500 posts

Granted but I take them.

I wish for an extra yummy, small pie. *opens mouth*