Corrupt the Wish Above You

Granted, you ate them all and exploded

I wish I was Alive

Grantted but you then die.

I wish I was Dancing on Wood.

Granted but it broke.

I wish I had a dog

Granted. You get shot.

I wish I was a cat.

Granted. The Lion Eats You

I iwsh I was 94

Granted. You die today.

I wish I had a large boat.

granted but there is no water for miles

i wish i was immortal

granted but you got bord and commited suerside

I wish I had a pet bart simpson

Granted but you ate his shorts.

I wish I was a triangle!

Granted, but it only has 179 degrees, therefore it is mathimatticly impossible. However because it was a triangle and wasn't a triangle at the same time it created a massive paradox. End of the Universe.

I wish for the gift of life!

Granted, but it goes to your shoe.

I wish for a box.

granted but it got soggy
i wish i was invincible

Granted but you get bored.

I wish I could dance lots.

granted but on your wish application you missspelt it and you became invisible

I wish for the best cheese in the universe

Granted but it smells bad.

I wish for a face.

granted but king kong wanted his arse back

i wish i could use puncuation

granted but it confuesed you

I wish I had an afro

Granted but it caoguht fir and you died in a mes of molten plastic.

I wish people would STOP ASKING WHO I AM.
(Just kidding, it doesn't bother me really.)

granted but they started asking where you live

I wish I had a life time supply of icecream

Granted, but you drown within it.

I wish I had a very large petri dish. No reason.

granted but it smashed

I wish I was in a world like the one in the plotline

granted but its tiny

i wish i could go on the moon

granted but you exploded

I widh I had the worlds best tasting gum

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Granted but you can't eat it.

I wish I had more names...

granted but no one used them

I widh I was chewing the worlds best tasting gum