Corrupt the Wish Above You

((Lol, you're purple ))
Granted...this wish doesn't need corrupting. You're faced with the problem of having a DS-shaped brick with a terrible camera.

I wish for a line.

granted but the line was one nanometer thick
i whish that i was famous

Granted: famous internet troll.

I wish I RULED...oh wait...

grant... thats is simply not possible

i wish my headphones worked

Granted. They work from 9:00 till 17:00 Mon-Fri. Don't be late!

I wish I COULDN'T fly.

granted

I wish I was invisible

Granted, with the cloak. It smells like pants.

I wish I was yellow.

granted many peple peed on you to achive tthis

I wish I was pink

Granted but it's your discoloured lood.

I wish I was green.

granted but you were deemed a girl and sent to a insane asylum

i wish i was back in the tornament

Granted, as a weapon.

I wish I was 10 feet tall.

granted but you become 1 paRticle thick

I wish I was an aneebra

Granted but you die.

I wish I was a tree

granted but you burn

I wish I was fire proof.


FTW

granted but you drowned to death

i wish it was saturday today

Granted but it resulted in a massive paradox. Goodbye Universe.

I wish for a jacob's cream cracker

Granted. It crackd.

I wish for some FIYAAAH in my hand.

Granted, but you lost it.

I wish for a gibson guitar

granted you sold your sold to get it

I wish I had a giante oreo


mmmmmmmmmm

oreos

Granted but it crushed you.

I wish for a fish dish.

granted it was the aamir fish obn a plate

I wish for grantuiouse amounts of energy

granted but it overloaded and you died

i wish the websites url was called twilights fate

Granted, but you forogot and could never use it again.

I wish for a khaki hair dryer.

granted but the batteries weren't included

I wish for pie

What the HELL is going on??
I CLEARLY didn't post this!

granted in your face


I wish for an acdc album