Corrupt the Wish Above You

Granted but you lose yourself.

I wish I had pie.

...NO WAIT-- it's too late...

granted IN YOUR FACE!!

I wish to be able to shealth

(Presumably "stealth")

Granted, but you can't unstealth and everyone forgets you exist.

I wish I could summon money by clicking my fingers.

granted but it attacked u and... let's just say ot ends badly

I wish I had cheese

Granted but it goes off really quickly.

I wish I could walk through walls.

granted but that ability faded half way through a wall

I wished I had 3 hands

Granted, but one replaces one of your feet.

I wish I had some microsoft points.

granted but ur x box explodes

I wish I was an urukhai

Granted but you die in the end.

I wish I could.

granted but u get unimaginably board iof it and commit suerside

I wish I was this happy

Granted, but people think you're insane and lock you up.

I wish I knew what I was doing.

granted, but you were not ready to find out all at once and you go insane

I wish there was faster than light delivery.
(think about it, you could get a package in the mourning and then order it that night)

Granted, but you cause a time paradox.

I wish I had dem legendary daggers already.

granted, but to achieve this you used the fater than light delivery option and thus broke the universe

I with for
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granted in your face

i wish for this site to be popular once more

Granted, but only to us

I wish I could keep up with all these conversations

granted but more people wanted to talk

i wish for no exams

Granted, but that means no qualifications.

I wish...for more wishes.

granted but they get corrupted
i wish for more time in the day

Granted. Less time at night.

I wish for night vision, on that note?

granted but it was stuck like that during the day
i wish for a million pounds

Granted. You now weigh a million pounds.

I wish for the mountain.

granted but it was a model one
i wish to be an admin