Corrupt the Wish Above You

granyed but you choked on it

I wish I had a lorry

granted but it was a toy one

i whis for unchockable food

Granted. But people want to chock food so they kill you.

I wish for life.

granted but it was in peverty

I wish I was in the plotline

granted but it got removed for epic

i wish for epic to be banned

granted, along with twilightsfate

I wish I was yoda

Granted but you die as you're old.

I wish for fish pie in a cage.

granted, it jumped out the cage and pied you in the face

I wish for cheese

Granted but it smells.

I wish for skies.

granted but tehy fell down

i wish for epic to be morfinto the plotline and shutdown

granted but it exploded

I wish people would stop making wishes about Epic and the plotline

Granted but hypocrite.

I wish for flight on my hand.

granted but it caught fire and you died
I wish to be enlightened

granted but you didnt fell any differnt than before

i wish i could never go to bed

granted but you die of starvation

I wish I had an ice cream

Granted but you cannot eat it.

I wish I had a six-foot keyboard. For lulz.

granted but it crushed you to death

i wish i could eat ((i am fasting))

granted but you were sent to hell when you died

I wish I had a suit of armour

granted but it was food amour

i wish bane did not copy the corrupt a wish idea ((ben coppied the idea look: http://echochamber.me/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=5343))
((http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/forums/topic101785.html))
((http://www.scriptfrenzy.org/eng/node/3155510))
((http://www.community.eu.playstation.com/playstationeu/board/message?board.id=616&thread.id=9727&view=by_date_ascending&page=1))

is that enough examples

granted but the forum became oring

I wish I was called Grom

granted but no one liked it

wish?

i wish that school started later

Granted but it also finishes later.

I wish I didn't have this cold...

Granted but you get flu

I wish I was invisible